Poor brave little plant

This poor brave little plant has been brought to Jansen Springs, a place infamous for the death of many other houseplants (See Feb05-2010 entry).  On top of the poor light condition at Jansen Springs, the owner there is prone to (a) overwater or (b) under-water (depending on her mood) all plants and also there are three demonic cats which love to dig up all potted plants (just for the hell of it).
So poor little Syngonium, be brave.